<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722</id><updated>2012-02-16T09:30:06.674-06:00</updated><category term='Victorian vibrators'/><category term='romance'/><category term='sexy men'/><category term='boris vallejo'/><category term='gladiators'/><category term='sexual positions'/><category term='jennifer august'/><category term='gil elvgren'/><category term='encouragment'/><category term='fluffer'/><category term='sex poll'/><category term='new author'/><category term='frank frazetta'/><category term='poll'/><category term='sensual'/><category term='Keys to Submission'/><category term='sex'/><category term='Phoenix Fire'/><category term='charles gibson'/><category term='Brooke Anderson'/><category term='writing fears'/><category term='pin up artists'/><category term='naughty ink'/><category term='editing'/><category term='DCL Publications'/><category term='Michelle Miles'/><category term='Her Dark Master'/><category term='writing'/><category term='hugh jackman'/><title type='text'>Naughty Ink</title><subtitle type='html'>A collection of the naughtiest thoughts and ideas that cross my mind. It's saucy, with a chance of sass in here!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-7387861347316226185</id><published>2012-02-13T00:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2012-02-13T00:01:01.746-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DCL Publications'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michelle Miles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gladiators'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sensual'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phoenix Fire'/><title type='text'>Guest Author - Michelle Miles</title><content type='html'>Naughty Ink is pleased to present author Michelle Miles! Welcome, Michelle, thank you for taking the time to speak with us!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0DUThe6Paxw/TziPiImGjfI/AAAAAAAAALE/H4-K7x1Dxdo/s1600/Miles5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0DUThe6Paxw/TziPiImGjfI/AAAAAAAAALE/H4-K7x1Dxdo/s200/Miles5.jpg" width="133" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Michelle Miles&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Writing the Gladiatrix&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;By Michelle Miles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’m excited to be here today talking about my latest releasewith DCL Publications, &lt;i&gt;Phoenix Fire&lt;/i&gt;.It’s the story about a gladiatrix and her assassin lover. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here’s the blurb:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kill, or be killed&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;ElenaGaius is Hixyl’s most heralded gladiatrix, catching the Emperor’s eye with herunspoiled beauty and fiery temper. Determined to let no man have her, he forcesher into a life of unwanted accolades—for slaughter in the Games. Withindependence out of reach, Elena knows each day could be her last.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;CassiusAntonius is a former general hired by an underground secret order toassassinate the Emperor. When he refuses, they take away the only thingprecious to him—his freedom. Forced into servitude, he meets Elena and manipulatesher into helping him, forming a shaky alliance and a searing romance.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The two becomeunwitting pawns in the struggle to save Hixyl from the Emperor’s tyranny. Butplans spin out of control with the discovery of their secret tryst, and fortheir ultimate act of betrayal, the Emperor demands one last entertainment—tobe pitted against each other in the Games in a fight to the death.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ixjGJRuSEM4/TziPiqaupzI/AAAAAAAAALM/uVVmL3qXDRQ/s1600/phoenix-fire235.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ixjGJRuSEM4/TziPiqaupzI/AAAAAAAAALM/uVVmL3qXDRQ/s1600/phoenix-fire235.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Kill or be killed ...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I dreamed the story. Specifically, the heroine, Elena. Idistinctly remember when I woke up what the story would be about. Elena wastough and strong. She was forced to fight in the arena against men, earning herright to live another day. I had specific imagines in my mind about what wouldhappen and how it would happen. And the worst part of it all was she would haveto fight her lover in the arena in a fight to the death. These things I knewfor certain. I just didn’t know exactly &lt;i&gt;why&lt;/i&gt;she was forced to fight or how she had become a gladiatrix. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;That morning, I thought about it the entire time I got readyfor work. I chanted the story over and over in my head while I drove throughrush hour. As soon as I got to my computer, I started typing out the synopsis.I had it completed in about twenty minutes and I knew I had to write it. I knewI had to tell Elena’s story. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;As I started writing, I began to discover things aboutElena. I wrong a long, intend prologue about her early life in an orphanage. Ibased my world on Ancient Rome. In the early draft, I did call it Rome just togive myself a place holder for when I could figure out what to call my world.My world had centaurs and nymphs and other mystical creatures. There’s achariot race and numerous fights in the arena. There’s an evil Emperor, aSenator who wants to control the government himself, and an assassin determinedto gain his freedom. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;That was over two years ago when I first conceived and wroteit. It will be published sometime this year (hopefully in the near future!)with DCL Publications. But it took a while to sell it. I lost track of how manyrejections I received for it but I was determined. It was only after I tookMargie Lawson’s Deep Edits class that I realized what the opening line of thestory should be:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Elena lived to killand killed to live.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;It set the tone for the entire story. That short eight wordsentence, to me, speaks volumes about who Elena is and why she kills. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;It would be a long hard journey for her as she fought forher freedom, knowing she would never have a chance at it. That she would haveto fight in the arena until the day she died. Until she met Cassius. He changedeverything for her. He offered her hope and gave her a taste of what it couldbe like to be free. He convinced her to help him assassinate the Emperor andshe agreed, knowing with his death, she could walk away from her days as agladiatrix forever. But her freedom wouldn’t come without a price—her life orCassius’s.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;It was one of the most difficult stories I’ve ever written.I loved every minute of it. :) Difficult because I wanted Elena’s story to bereal. I wanted to show her fighting in the arena against the other gladiators.I wanted the reader to experience watching a chariot race through her eyes.Hopefully, I’ve accomplished that. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Michelle Miles writescontemporary, fantasy and paranormal romance and is published with SamhainPublishing, Cobblestone Press, Ellora’s Cave and DCL Publications. For moreinformation about her books, visit her website at &lt;a href="http://www.michellemiles.net/"&gt;http://www.michellemiles.net&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-7387861347316226185?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/7387861347316226185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/02/guest-author-michelle-miles.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7387861347316226185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7387861347316226185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/02/guest-author-michelle-miles.html' title='Guest Author - Michelle Miles'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0DUThe6Paxw/TziPiImGjfI/AAAAAAAAALE/H4-K7x1Dxdo/s72-c/Miles5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-7268595124532474202</id><published>2012-01-23T00:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T00:01:01.294-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooke Anderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing fears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jennifer august'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='editing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new author'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='encouragment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing'/><title type='text'>Face Your Writing Fears - Guest Author Brooke Anderson</title><content type='html'>Today Naughty Ink welcomes aspiring author Brooke Anderson. Brooke is finding her way into the writing world, ready to take it by storm. She shares with us some sage advice authors of any level can take to heart. Welcome Brooke Anderson!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;This has been a rough weekfor my writing. I have two short stories I’m editing. I haven’t touched them inover a week. Each time I’ve gone near either of them, I cringed and didanything else. Today, I put my foot down and made myself confront my fear. Whywas I scared to finish my editing?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7rjSIdfEFas/TxzNFturmtI/AAAAAAAAAK0/hyzgmuMIZZs/s1600/WayWrong.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="133" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7rjSIdfEFas/TxzNFturmtI/AAAAAAAAAK0/hyzgmuMIZZs/s200/WayWrong.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Nagging self-doubt... what if?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;Basically, both stories are areader’s nightmare. Awkward sentences, run-ons, unclear descriptions, you nameit. This opened the door for nagging self-doubt. I’m not talking about thehelpful inner editor that says, “That ‘but’ should be an ‘and.’ That is an awkwardsentence.” I’m talking about the mean voice that says, “You’re not a goodwriter. There is so much rewriting to do, you might as well not have writtenanything at all.”&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;Beyond this negative voicescreaming in my head, I think my stories need to be longer. Both stories seemlike they are introductions to something more. I’m scared of writing longer. I’mscared of making plot holes and flat characters. I just don’t know how to writelonger. In addition, part of my process is to write in twenty minute segments.Thinking about writing 50,000 words in twenty minute segments seems daunting.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-obykezT9D70/TxzLzal2TyI/AAAAAAAAAKs/krxU0B1zF10/s1600/OldPhone.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-obykezT9D70/TxzLzal2TyI/AAAAAAAAAKs/krxU0B1zF10/s200/OldPhone.jpg" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Need encouragement? Call a friend&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;So, what do I do? How do Iovercome the nagging self doubt and move forward with my writing and career?First, I must remember good writing is good editing. This is especially truewith these manuscripts since they were written as part of National NovelWriting Month. Second, my sex scenes need help because they are coming from myimagination rather than describing what I did yesterday, which is what I’vedone in the past. Third, I’m still developing my skills. They will improve themore I write. You can see this in the works of big name authors, especially ifyou look back to some of their earlier work. Lastly, I need to remember evenSherrilyn Kenyon has that negative self doubting voice. What does she do? Shecalls a friend who encourages her.&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;I need to take heart and moveon. How? Address the problems. For instance, I don’t know how to write a longerbook and I’m scared. That is valid, but instead of running away from writing, Ineed to find a way forward. I could go online to various forums, groups andchat rooms to find a mentor. Someone who has written a longer book and can giveadvice and help guide me along. I can also look at how to books for advice. Myother major fear to confront is the quality of my writing. I need to find a“first reader” or a “beta reader” to help assess my level of work. Someone whowill give feedback on what I do well in addition to what I need to work on.Once I have that information, I can focus on improving my weaker areas.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;Don’t let negative self doubtscare you away from writing. Look beyond those harsh words and find the realproblem. Then take steps to address those fears so you can move forward. Ileave you with a quote that was recently sent to me. “There is no agony likebearing an untold story inside you.” –Maya Angelou&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;Contact Brooke at brookeanderson@gmail.com&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11.0pt;"&gt;Follow her on twitter: @BrookeAn11&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-7268595124532474202?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/7268595124532474202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/face-your-writing-fears-guest-author.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7268595124532474202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7268595124532474202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/face-your-writing-fears-guest-author.html' title='Face Your Writing Fears - Guest Author Brooke Anderson'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7rjSIdfEFas/TxzNFturmtI/AAAAAAAAAK0/hyzgmuMIZZs/s72-c/WayWrong.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-7858340697263850442</id><published>2012-01-07T00:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2012-01-07T00:01:00.215-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naughty ink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex poll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexual positions'/><title type='text'>POLL: What's your favorite position?</title><content type='html'>The Kama Sutra is famous for its varied positions in which a couple can enjoy the rigors of sex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porn movies are famous for trying to incorporate (dare I say stuff?!) as many positions into one scene as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Romance authors get to use words to describe all sorts of Tab As into Slot Bs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Question&lt;/b&gt; is: In real life, what's your favorite sexual position?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p7F6V1pomA8/TwHSbOwvBfI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/gdlKKpt58RI/s1600/0009084.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="213" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p7F6V1pomA8/TwHSbOwvBfI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/gdlKKpt58RI/s320/0009084.png" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-7858340697263850442?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/7858340697263850442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/poll-whats-your-favorite-position.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7858340697263850442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/7858340697263850442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/poll-whats-your-favorite-position.html' title='POLL: What&apos;s your favorite position?'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p7F6V1pomA8/TwHSbOwvBfI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/gdlKKpt58RI/s72-c/0009084.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-3668554472214860240</id><published>2012-01-05T00:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T00:01:03.838-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naughty ink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexy men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hugh jackman'/><title type='text'>Temptation Thursday</title><content type='html'>Temptation Thursday features gorgeous images of whatever resonates my inner naughtiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, I'm sharing an image of Hugh Jackman. The man is hot in just about anything, but garners lots of purrs from me as Wolverine in the X-Men movies. This picture of him, though, is intense and seething with layers of "do you &lt;i&gt;know&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;what I want to do to you?" &amp;lt;happy sigh&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think? Like it or hate it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3RtCZT7PfbE/TwHQHCMdwiI/AAAAAAAAAJw/R2U0zMeWMB4/s1600/HJackman_Jan5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3RtCZT7PfbE/TwHQHCMdwiI/AAAAAAAAAJw/R2U0zMeWMB4/s320/HJackman_Jan5.jpg" width="295" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-3668554472214860240?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/3668554472214860240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/temptation-thursday.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/3668554472214860240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/3668554472214860240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/temptation-thursday.html' title='Temptation Thursday'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3RtCZT7PfbE/TwHQHCMdwiI/AAAAAAAAAJw/R2U0zMeWMB4/s72-c/HJackman_Jan5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-507659380595356533</id><published>2012-01-03T00:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T00:01:01.201-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naughty ink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gil elvgren'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boris vallejo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frank frazetta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charles gibson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pin up artists'/><title type='text'>The art of the Pin Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;I love pin up art! My favorite is stuff from Gil Elvgren. This talented artist created over 500 oil on canvas paintings of women from the 1930s until 1972. His compositions were always tasteful, playful and innocently sensual, even when displaying overt nudity.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;I'm not sure what it is that draws me so much to his work, but I have all sorts of calendars and prints and saved images of his work. Sometimes when I'm working on a project, I'll flip through the file just to get a visceral reaction.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--qxQHh8vnFk/TwHZKPBh-nI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Ad9zIMo7AgI/s1600/1948_elvgren_easytohandle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--qxQHh8vnFk/TwHZKPBh-nI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Ad9zIMo7AgI/s400/1948_elvgren_easytohandle.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Gil Elvgren "Easy to Handle" 1948&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;Mr. Elvgren worked as an advertising artist and created illustrations for companies such as Coca-Cola, General Electric and Sealy Mattress Company. He has become widely recognized as the Master of the Pin Up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;But before Gil, there was Charles Dana Gibson, creator of the famous Gibson Girl of the 1900s. His vision of the American female as both beautiful and determined still resonates with people. I love the way his subjects always look so refined and refreshed. Probably the point, huh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s88Uzm0FFnc/TwHZLSnu3wI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/NEvc8n8TBYo/s1600/Gibson_Girl.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s88Uzm0FFnc/TwHZLSnu3wI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/NEvc8n8TBYo/s320/Gibson_Girl.png" width="265" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Charles Dana Gibson "Gibson Girl" 1900s&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;While technically not known as a Pin Up artist, Mr. Gibson's work was featured for over 30 years in weekly magazines as pen and ink drawings.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8NeZ5Iyt4to/TwHZ6yy5IZI/AAAAAAAAAKc/j6SobGjH70c/s1600/frank-frazetta-egyptian_queen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8NeZ5Iyt4to/TwHZ6yy5IZI/AAAAAAAAAKc/j6SobGjH70c/s400/frank-frazetta-egyptian_queen.jpg" width="270" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Boris Vallejo "The Egyptian Queen"&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69mv-g56gpc/TwHZ7ZjLlcI/AAAAAAAAAKk/OwEsrLgbrPQ/s1600/TheSeductionofLilith-BorisVallejo-1979.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69mv-g56gpc/TwHZ7ZjLlcI/AAAAAAAAAKk/OwEsrLgbrPQ/s400/TheSeductionofLilith-BorisVallejo-1979.jpg" width="265" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Frank Frazetta "The Seduction of Lilith"&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;And what would a Pin Up favorites list be with Boris Vallejo? His fantasy works are absolutely astounding. His attention to realistic musculature detail juxtaposed with fantastical images of otheworlds is astounding. His artwork has been featured in paperback fiction on covers for Conan, Tarzan, Doc Savage and a host of others.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;Where one finds Boris, one must also give props to Frank Frazetta. Another wildly popular fantasy artist, he, too finds the beauty and sensual in images of horror and unbelievable. A lot of his work is also available in calendar form, but he did many movie posters and album artwork, as well as tons of unattached paintings.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;What about you? Have any favorite pin up artists? Any favorite images?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;Wishing you deliciously naughty thoughts,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"&gt;Jennifer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-507659380595356533?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/507659380595356533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/art-of-pin-up.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/507659380595356533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/507659380595356533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2012/01/art-of-pin-up.html' title='The art of the Pin Up'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--qxQHh8vnFk/TwHZKPBh-nI/AAAAAAAAAKI/Ad9zIMo7AgI/s72-c/1948_elvgren_easytohandle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-4335143292389865935</id><published>2011-11-21T00:01:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-21T08:11:16.451-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Writer as Submissive, guest author A. Ash</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;Naughty Ink is excited to feature new author A. Ash!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;First, a few questions:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #222222;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. Who are three of your favorite authors we should be reading?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt; &amp;nbsp;I'll give you one.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Jacqueline Carey - her Kushiel's series is AMAZING. Especially if you're at all interested in BDSM. But it's NOT a BDSM book. Plenty of "meat" around the bones of these stories. Incredible characters here. My only complaint is that they could actually stand with a little more graphic sex. &amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;G&amp;gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"&gt;2. Aside from anything electronic, what 1 thing can you not live without?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Do vibrators count as electronic?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"&gt;3. Panties or commando?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I don't clothe (or unclothe) and tell.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. Favorite male body part?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This is a trick question, right?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"&gt;5. 2 line improv: make up a title and 2 line synopsis for a porn movie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Okay, I'm going with the not-serious answer to this one. (Because truthfully, I think I have a lot of great stories in my head that would make awesome porn movies. &amp;lt;G&amp;gt; &amp;nbsp;Hey, I can write it, sooooo...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;(And when I came up with this idea, I later Googled it, and it's not so original. LOL.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;Star Whores -- Luke Skyfucker and Princess Lay-Her team up with Hard Solo and Obi-Dong Kenobi to save the universe from the evil Dom Vader. Realistic sex droids/whores R2DoMe and CP3Holes carry hidden plans to Dom Vader's newest evil plan, and assist in the fight. Memorable lines from this sure-to-be classic film include: "These aren't the whores you're looking for," and "Help me, Obi-Dong Kenobi, you're my last hope." &amp;nbsp;Line from the next movie: "Luke, I fucked your father."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;Great answers Ms. Ash, thank you. As a fan of porn, I would (and have) watched many space themed movies. Some are truly hilarious. &amp;nbsp;Now, on with the show!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;_______________________________________&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I'm on my knees. Head bowed. Hands still. Waiting. Eager. Ready to serve my Master. The command is given, the scene begins, and my fingers fly, stroking, coaxing, building toward the climax.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Once we climax, it's over. Well, a little aftercare. Wrap-up. Then it's over. End of story.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;Literally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I'm talking about writing, here.&amp;nbsp; (What did you think I was talking about? LOL.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As a writer, I am submissive to the story. The story is the Master. (Okay, the main Master. There's another Master as well, and we'll get to that in a bit.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A lot of people think the writer is in control, dominating the story, the characters. Telling them exactly what to do, what to say.&amp;nbsp; Yeah. That doesn't always work so well. Because characters can and will balk when you try to force them do something they don't want to do. I've often found that when I get stuck with a story, it's because I've done something wrong.&amp;nbsp; Taken a wrong turn. More often than not, I have to go back and fix something before I can move forward again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Because I serve the story, the story's needs come first. I write what best serves the story. Some of my books have author notes in the back that talk about this. I'm writing fantasy here. Sexual fantasy/fiction.&amp;nbsp; Since this is fiction, not reality, you may not find mention of a condom in my story.&amp;nbsp; That's not because I don't think people should use them. I'm a big fan of safe sex. There are too many bad things you can catch by not observing safe sex. But, this is a fantasy. If it will jar the story, disrupt the fantasy, for me to mention a condom, than I'm not going to mention it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; On the other hand, if it serves the story for me to bring up condoms, then I will.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;Same thing with safe, sane, and consensual. For the love of all thing holy (and unholy), in reality, play&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;must&lt;/b&gt;&amp;nbsp;be safe, sane, and consensual. In fiction, however, you might not see my characters go through all those steps. If it serves the story, it will be there. But I'm not writing how-to books here. In my latest release,&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Over Santa's Knee&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, my Dom goes through a short version. Applies what he refers to as "standard hard limits" (there isn't really such a thing) and asks the sub if she wants to add anything. She does, but only one thing. And the Dom has already made arrangements with the sub's safety and there's a short mention of that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Because the characters were in a hurry to get down to business.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I could have taken more time. Devoted more space to explaining what a safety is, etc. But as I said, I'm not writing a how-to book. I'm writing a down-n-dirty story.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;And that leads me nicely into my other Master.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; My readers. Reader expectations.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As a writer, I must serve my readers. I must meet their expectations, and deliver on those. I have several alter egos. They write other stuff. I take different names because I don't want to disappoint my readers. In the same way a Dom will punish a sub who disappoints, who breaks rules, readers will punish a writer who does the same. The most basic punishment? They don't buy anymore of your stuff.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A more severe punishment could entail them roasting you in review and blasting you all over the internet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A mystery writer who doesn't solve the crime, a romance writer who kills off the hero, a down-n-dirty erotic writer who doesn't have anyone get fucked, those writers have failed to meet their readers' -- their Masters' -- expectations. As A. Ash, I write down-n-dirty. For stories with more "meat" to them, I have another penname.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Now, you can't please everyone. And some people you can't ever please. I'm not suggesting otherwise. But I want my readers to be satisfied (pun intended) when they finish one of my stories.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As submissive, I am the one ultimately in control. I can safe-word and end things. I can try to top my stories from the bottom (sometimes I do) and subtly guide things, try to achieve my goals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But the truth is, my stories know better than I do. My characters know what they're doing. (Most of the time.) So generally I'm content to kneel before them and let them take the lead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; While this word-slut serves.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-73791b86c4547e1e" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D73791b86c4547e1e%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332600778%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D315DB70E9FA37E064E8BBAE250FA13C8B438677F.1BCEB29CB76D6396AE1558618D73541A3DB7D2E7%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D73791b86c4547e1e%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DzF_BnuOuYnNBzI1WBoT8BI4TsEY&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D73791b86c4547e1e%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332600778%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D315DB70E9FA37E064E8BBAE250FA13C8B438677F.1BCEB29CB76D6396AE1558618D73541A3DB7D2E7%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D73791b86c4547e1e%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DzF_BnuOuYnNBzI1WBoT8BI4TsEY&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-indent: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;A. Ash is the penname/alter-ego of a writer who is well-published in another genre with strong reader expectations. A self-confessed (but not publically-confessed until now) smutophile, Ash keeps her identities separate to serve her different readers and stories. She finds the psychological aspects of BDSM to be particularly fascinating. (Okay, yeah, and the sex part, too.)&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-indent: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Her latest release is&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;Over Santa's Knee&lt;/b&gt;, a BDSM Christmas story that started with a few stanzas of a naughty version of "The Night before Christmas." It's now available at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/OSKtwAA" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank"&gt;Amazon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;and&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/OSKBNAANink" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank"&gt;Barnes &amp;amp; Noble&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;.&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-indent: 0in;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;, serif;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;Visit Ash's website:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.aasheroswriter.blogspot.com/" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank"&gt;www.AAshErosWriter.blogspot.&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;, follow on Twitter: AAshErosWriter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7824692440882915722-4335143292389865935?l=naughtyink.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/feeds/4335143292389865935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2011/11/writer-as-submissive-guest-author-ash.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/4335143292389865935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7824692440882915722/posts/default/4335143292389865935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://naughtyink.blogspot.com/2011/11/writer-as-submissive-guest-author-ash.html' title='The Writer as Submissive, guest author A. Ash'/><author><name>Jennifer August</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/190/3173/640/JenWine.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7824692440882915722.post-9110773659749140348</id><published>2011-11-15T02:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-15T02:01:00.997-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naughty ink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Victorian vibrators'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keys to Submission'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fluffer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jennifer august'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Her Dark Master'/><title type='text'>Welcome to Naughty Ink</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Welcome to &lt;b&gt;Naughty Ink&lt;/b&gt;, a gathering place for readers, authors and lovers of the written word. Each week, we’ll feature a different guest and find out what makes them tick. We’ll learn about characters, writing processes, sex, a lot more sex, maybe some sex thrown in and pretty much whatever else crosses our minds!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Please keep in mind this is a blog that quite often will feature ADULT topics, words, themes, sometimes images, etc. Our goal is to titillate, excite, educate… We hope you understand everything written here assumes adult choices and decisions, as well as safe, sane and consensual sexual entanglements.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;If you’re interested in writing a guest blog, please e-mail me at jenniferaugust@jenniferaugust.com. I’d love to have both authors and readers!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;____________________________________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Naughty notes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Sex is glorious. Sex is fun and exciting. It feels good. It has wonderful mind, body and soul benefits. Sex is like the perfect balm to almost anything that ails you. It can be enjoyed alone, with a partner, with multiple partners. You can incorporate role playing, toys or romance, just to name a few. Why wouldn’t you have sex?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Let’s start with some surprising and fun facts about sex:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dx8Tuw6hGAQ/TsH42CQOG-I/AAAAAAAAAJk/2z547J7FKlg/s1600/250px-Sears_vibrators.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dx8Tuw6hGAQ/TsH42CQOG-I/AAAAAAAAAJk/2z547J7FKlg/s200/250px-Sears_vibrators.jpg" width="159" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;In Victorian England, women diagnosed with hysteria (i.e., the inability to achieve orgasm through vaginal intercourse) would visit a physician in order to attain said orgasm. Methods most often included use of manual manipulation on the clitoris (rather than the vagina). In the early 1880s Joseph Mortimer Granville invented what basically was the first vibrator, though he intended it to be used to help muscle aches and not the “ache” of women. Uh-huh, good luck with that one Joseph. Turns out, though, not many doctors actually cared for the massage technique. It took too long and by all accounts, they found it annoying. Hence, the advent of more practical and at-home methods of dealing with womanly hysteria. This gave rise to things such as the portable vibrator, water massagers and even a chair one could recline in, spread her legs and be treated over and over again until the hysteria was gone. That is, if she were multi-orgasmic. Even as late as the 1910s, Sears &amp;amp; Roebuck featured at-home massagers in its catalog. Hm, can you imagine asking Santa for one of &lt;i&gt;those?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Next up - sperm! Or should I say super sperm? Did you know the protein found in sperm can help reduce wrinkles? Sperm also contains zinc and calcium which can prevent tooth decay. The semen from a single ejaculation may contain between 40 and 600 million sperm (that’s a lot swimmers!). The taste of sperm varies from person to person and is greatly influenced by diet. Broccoli gives sperm a sweet taste. I’m just sayin’. Sperm can only swim forward. Semen makes women happy. A report shows that women who have regular sex and contact with semen score better on happiness assessment tests.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Sex the pain reliever: Sex is an all-around kind of feel-good thing. Having sex cures headaches. Having sex at least twice a week can cut the potential for a heart attack in half. Engaging in frisky business can help stave off the flu, the common cold and Alzheimer’s. Having sex once or twice a week (but really, why stop there? Be an over-achiever and go for three or four. In one day. Or something.) can boost your immune system. These regular lovemaking sessions have been found to produce the antibody immunoglobulin which can protect you from colds and infections. &amp;nbsp;One of the chemicals released during sex, Oxytocin, relieves pain. Perfect for those late-night spankings. Endorphins also do an admirable job with that. And finally, sex is said to be ten times more effective than valium. No wonder he always falls asleep afterward!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Naughty words:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Today’s dirty word is: fluffer [fluhf]: A person hired to keep male performers erect during breaks in filming of pornographic movies. Sheesh, all the fun and none of the glory! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Get your naughty bits:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XwHdez39RLU/TsH4gjZvZsI/AAAAAAAAAJU/V1SC2Yvg81c/s1600/HDMCvr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XwHdez39RLU/TsH4gjZvZsI/AAAAAAAAAJU/V1SC2Yvg81c/s200/HDMCvr.jpg" width="119" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Today only! &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Her Dark Master&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; is on sale at &lt;a href="http://www.ebook-eros.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Ebook Eros&lt;/a&gt;. Only 10 copies are available at 99 cents each!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Read about Victoria Ashford, a seemingly mild-mannered Regency Debutante who has more than one naughty idea on her mind. When she learns she's to be married off to a much-older colonel, she engages in a daring masquerade to enjoy one night of passion with Matthew Corwin, the man of her dreams.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;She doesn't count on his vow to unmask her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Once Matthew discovers the truth, will he ruin her? Or save her?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xk5FshbonZU/TsH4oEvjNeI/AAAAAAAAAJc/srhsNVKlEug/s1600/KTS_Cover_SM.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xk5FshbonZU/TsH4oEvjNeI/AAAAAAAAAJc/srhsNVKlEug/s200/KTS_Cover_SM.jpg" width="118" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;December 1, &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Keys to Submission&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;, coincidentally the sequel to Her Dark Master, will be available from &lt;a href="http://www.eredsage.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RedSage Publishing&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;When scandalous, exiled Sophie Turner asks Lord Ryder Ashford for help unraveling a mysterious riddle, she soon finds herself immersed in a new world of sensual delights and bound by his passion.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"&gt;Ryder knows Sophie is a most unsuitable candidate to be his wife, but quickly realizes she has his heart and in order to make her his, he must save her from a determined killer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Wishing you deliciously naughty thoughts,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:jenniferaugust@jenniferaugust.com" target="_blank"&gt;Jennifer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Find me on &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/jenniferaugust08" target="_blank"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt; 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